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I’m screaming I was accidentally following an MRA how did this neckbeard fall thru the cracks

It’s like when u just finished sealing the cracks in your house and u see a rat all of the sudden run past your living room floor

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I just googled “was Shia labeouf’s penis in nymphomaniac real?”
And the first thing that came up was that they used CGI lmfao 😒

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Eating on the floor, with the whole family, is one of the many traditions that i have missed. Even though it can br uncomfortable in the beginning, it brings the family closer together.

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my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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